I nowhere I am

Cafeteria food washed down with gasoline

Standing by the instructions written on the machine

Objects never are closer than they appear

How wonderful it is moving stuck to a seat

Flying neon maps, my windows wont suck them in

Bottom Line: I have no geographical memory

My car is a Dinosaur

History will eat me

Who is this palm reader?

Does she have fleas?

My car is a Dinosaur

A dollar’s just a dollar

Atlas is a crushed quark

I will pay in Zen

I need a Geographical Magical Chip

Musical Chairs

A well disputed game of Musical Chairs

I left you standing, left you standing

Would you give me your seat if I said pretty please?

Could you bring me a towel? My nipples are hard from the breeze

I wanna see musicians plead

Bring the orchestra to its knees! To its knees!

Your insults stink on my clothes like a bad cigar

I left you standing, left you standing

Would you give me your seat if I said pretty please?

Could you bring me a towel? My nipples are hard from the breeze

I wanna see musicians plead

Bring the orchestra to its knees!

To its knees!

Buzz

butterfly in my ear

shame to not hear the colors (b)right

just a buzz

wont let me sleep

makes me dream of butterflies

give a ball

and stop the war

losing count of drinks and nights

why read drunk

if ill forget?

sucks to have a bad hair day

im terrified at the thought

of running out on office supplies    

how many watts will it take

to blind me out of my sight?

why read drunk

if ill forget?

sucks to have a bad hair day

On why No.2 pencils have erasers.

I suppose foreshadowing does not lock free will

If I see myself writing with a pencil, barely there

death will be just like turning your TV set off

Though you and only you may be the lingering static dancing on our graves

Technologies don’t wait on faith

They wait on prophets fuckin’ up

Meanwhile I’m wondering which of the prophets to blame

Regular Joe vs The Unsalted Pretzels

Silly Putty dances on the hall with the Merry Tangerine

All around the room we’re finding ducks quacking on cocaine

Widowed Princess Tulip-Eye winks and passes her number all over the reign

Polar Teddy bears work overtime

Scraping salt off pretzels born

under the salted pretzel tree

The bears think they’re free

From salt pretzels are free

So one could grab a snack or let oneself be served on ice

in leather you look so nice

For the lonely drinkers and the starry eyed believing

beauty in sight

Would sing out loud the most courageous sounds

Melodious lies

If they’d only shoot their cell phones through the movie screen

and let them ring on Mars

Polar Teddy bears work overtime

Scraping salt off pretzels born

under the salted pretzel tree

The bears think they’re free

From salt pretzels are free

It is what it is and it’s something

So early it gets so late

Under the salted pretzel tree

That one’s not me

That one’s not me

Joe are you free?

Orange Day

We were lying on the grass

We were bouncing light

Caveman Love in the 21st Century (Part I)

red ink stains as opposed to a fresh clear view of unsullied mountain homes,

vicious naps taint the motif of running with bounty spears against a buffalo,

what does “being in a comfortable position” really really mean?

cant blame someone who stares at a wall wondering how to run with a javelin

it seems so not the purpose deciphering an age long riddle built into my dorm    

im playing it out of focus not wanting to wake up before all alarms are off

the cave’s an echo chamber, its annoying how it never stops reminding me

how enclosed a space can get when it doesn’t  let go of its lingering dichotomy

Caveman Love in the 21st Century (Part II)

are we all done with the time of bad tempered timing, of forgotten lines, of taking part as a stand in?

‘cause here we are hibernating in fast-track, with farsighted dreams, and nearsighted flashbacks

here we are reading warning labels out loud, mixing timelines with dust and eyelids with salt

We promised you and I would run red lights: You and I will run red lights

You and I will run red lights, You and I will run red lights

Yet we stand with limbs missing, we stand with bones hissing, we stand with fine blows to the head

In a bow to an oblivious home where there’s joy in you sniffing my ear

I will always blame you

You will always blame me

I bet you one day we still wont be able to laugh about it

It used to feel like home

Jungle on the Ceiling

That is not me on the hammock

Looking at the sky and finding out

That it really was the ceiling

It really was the ceiling

Coconut Juice and no raincoats

Grab onto the sand with my toes

But it really was the ceiling

It really was the ceiling

That is not me on the hammock

Looking at the sky not finding out

That it really was the ceiling

It really was the ceiling

There’s a jungle on the ceiling

A jungle on the ceiling

Ballad of an Iconoclast

Hey man!

What’s the deal?

Hey man!

Sort it out

Eat your fish

Pay the tab

Buying god a few rounds

Buying god a few rounds

Joining god for a drink

Joining god for a drink

Somebody stamped their fingers on the negative

Your face ain’t your face if scratched through its longevity

Odd as it is I found the mortal paper cut

Blind is not blind if colors grow and never rot

Time! It’s that time

Light is not light

Erase those thousand words

Behold my fear of a frozen mirror

Behold my fear of a frozen mirror

Drinking with god in a pub

Drinking with god in a pub

Where’s my wooden horsey?

A drop of ink has no shape

You kept my soul on film

labeled with my name

The pitch’s too high for me

Inaudible sign

If it ever talked to me

Words bounced back

Learn a storm through osmosis

Raise a flag and strike

I lost my will to sleep

Nevermind the scar